Neighbor, N. One Whom We

Don't Board With The Devil If You Wish To Be Fat.

Clock, N. A Machine Of Great Moral Value To Man, Allaying His Concern For The Future By Reminding Him What A Lot Of Time Remains To Him.

Quixotic, Adj. Absurdly Chivalric, Like Don Quixote. An Insight Into The Beauty And Excellence Of This Incomparable Adjective Is Unhappily Denied To Him Who Has The Misfortune To Know That The Gentleman's Name Is Pronounced Ke-ho-tay.

Advice: The Suggestions You Give Someone Else Which You Hope Will Work For Your Benefit.

Rhubarb: Essence Of Stomach Ache.