Neither Irony Or Sarcasm Is

Mr. Tennyson Has Said That More Things Are Wrought By Prayer Than This World Dreams Of, But He Wisely Refrains From Saying Whether They Are Good Or Bad Things.

Brigands Demand Your Money Or Your Life; Women Require Both.

Life Is Not An Exact Science, It Is An Art.

Parents Are The Last People On Earth Who Ought To Have Children.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.