Never Allow Your Child To

This Idea That People Have To Love And Understand Each Other Is Absurd. It's Not Human Nature.

The Thing You Love Right Away, Don't Do It, Because That's The Very Thing That's Going To Be Your Addiction For The Rest Of Your Life.

Because I Was Young, I Had This Long Hair, And People Used To Try To Tip Me With Joints.

I'm Sure That Being Sober All These Years Accounts For My Ill Humor.

Spilling Your Guts Is Just Exactly As Charming As It Sounds.