Never Met A Wise Man,

I Only Remember A Few Things About Jimmy Carter. He Had Big Lips And Liked Peanuts. I Now Know That Jimmy Carter Was And Is A Good Man.

People Think Of Life As Being So Sacred And They Feel Like This Is Their Only Chance And They Have To Do Something With Their Life And Make An Impact As Far As I'm Concerned, It's Just A Pitstop For The Afterlife. It's Just A Little Test To See How You Can Handle Reality.

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.

No Matter What You Do Or Say, There's Nothing That You Can Do To Make People Understand You.

All I Want...is Mac And Cheese