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Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!

All That Means Is That Something Devastating Can Happen To You Today Or To Your Family & All You Can Do Is Cry About It Or Panic Or Just Be Grief-stricken About It; But A Year Or Two From Now Or Maybe Ten Years From Now, Or Maybe Two Months Or Two Days, You Might Be Able To See The Humor In That Problem.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.