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Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

Self-made Men Are Most Always Apt To Be A Little Too Proud Of The Job.

Pedigrees Seldom Improve By Age; The Grandson Is Too Often A Weak Infringement On The Grandsire's Parent.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.