Never Tell The Box-office Man

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.