Never Underestimate The Stimulation Of

I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

I Much Prefer Writing An Original Movie With The Screen In Mind To Transferring A Play To The Screen.

Sudden Money Is Going From Zero To Two Hundred Dollars A Week. The Rest Doesn't Count.

A Lot Of Your Personality Is Formed Before You're 12, Obviously, But Only A Few Of My Plays Use Characters From My Childhood. The More Mature Plays Are Affected Only By My Adult Experiences.

I Got Brown Sandwiches And Green Sandwiches. Its Either Very New Cheese Or Very Old Meat. - Oscar Madison, From The Odd Couple