Next Time I See You,

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.