Next Time I'll Be Braver,

I'm Like The Opposite Of One Of Those Comedians Who's Funny On Stage And Depressed Behind Closed Doors . On Record, I Can Get Pretty Dark, But In Real Life I'm Very Carefree. But When I'm Happy, I Ain't Writing Songs, I'm Out Having A Laugh, Being In Love. I Wouldn't Have The Time. If I Ever Get Married, It'll Be 'darling, I Need A Divorce, It's Been Three Years, I've Got A Record To Write!'

I Am Quite Loud And Bolshie. I'm A Big Personality. I Walk Into A Room, Big And Tall And Loud.

I Don't Want To Be On The Cover Of Playboy Or Vogue.

I Don't Like Going To The Gym.

I Was Adopting An Ethiopian Child, That's Not True. My House Was Haunted, That Wasn't True. God, There's Been So Many Rumours.