Niggards Are Oftentimes Neat.

The Sailor Is Frankness, The Landsman Is Finesse. Life Is Not A Game With The Sailor, Demanding The Long Head--no Intricate Game Of Chess Where Few Moves Are Made In Straight-forwardness And Ends Are Attained By Indirection, An Oblique, Tedious, Barren Game Hardly Worth That Poor Candle Burnt Out In Playing It.

At Length I Fell Asleep, With The Volume In My Hand; And Never Slept So Sound Before

Ignorance Is The Father Of All Fear.

Truth Uncompromisingly Told Will Always Have Its Ragged Edges.

Never Joke At Funerals, Or During Business Transactions.