Nine Million Americans A Year,

I Have My Loyal Cyber-buddies Out There, And I Really Do Answer My E-mail. I'm In My Pajamas At 3 In The Morning With My Zit Medicine On. I Owe Everything To Them.

I Have Good Feet But They Always Get Cut Off In Photo Shoots.

Every Couple Years When Mr. [hugh] Hefner Would Call, I Would Very Graciously Decline, Because My Mom Would Kill Me, And I Thought It Was More Mysterious Keeping My Clothes On.

I Was Really Stuck In The Whole Farah Fawcett Hairdo Long After It Was Past Being In Fashion.

I Know I Play Into That Image Out There, But I Try To Say It Is A Fantasy. I Look At My Own Pictures And Wish I Could Look Like That. There Are Probably Five People In This Whole Entire World Who Actually Look Like That.