Nine Out Of Ten Americans

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

I Don't Want To Get All Lefty, But If We Took The Defence Budgets From Around The World, We Could End Hunger Everywhere. I Would Hope That All The World's Leaders Are Thinking About Poverty. Get To Work. Do Something. This Is Something That's Going To Be With Us Forever.

Our Top Story Tonight: Famous Tv Dolphin Flipper Was Arrested Today On Prostitution Ring Charges. He Allegedly Was Seen Transporting Two 16 Year Olds Across State Line For Immoral Porpoises.

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

He Had The Kind Of Face Only A Mother Could Love. If That Mother Was Blind In One Eye, And Had That Sort Of Milky Film Over The Other One, Ya..ya Know, Ya Know What I Mean? But Still He Was My Identical Twin.