Ninety Percent Of Putts That

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.

Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded

Why Buy Good Luggage? You Only Use It When You Travel.

What A House - Nothin' But Rooms!

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.