No Animal Should Ever Jump

No One's Supposed To Be The President. This Is Not England. And It's Not Just The Bush Family, All Families Designate Each Child As Having Some Particular Trait.

Smoking Is, As Far As I'm Concerned, The Entire Point Of Being An Adult.

If You Removed All Of The Homosexuals And Homosexual Influence From What Is Generally Regarded As American Culture, You Would Pretty Much Be Left With Let's Make A Deal.

Even When Freshly Washed And Relieved Of All Obvious Confections, Children Tend To Be Sticky.

[on Parenthood:] You Can't Change Your Mind--you Know, And Say, This Isn't Working Out, Let's Sell.