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One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

I Have A Theory About The Human Mind. A Brain Is A Lot Like A Computer. It Will Only Take So Many Facts, And Then It Will Go On Overload And Blow Up.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

It Is Ludicrous To Read The Microwave Direction On The Boxes Of Food You Buy, As Each One Will Have A Disclaimer: This Will Vary With Your Microwave. Loosely Translated, This Means, You're On Your Own, Bernice.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.