No Man Has All The

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

Every Man Is A Reformer Until Reform Tramps On His Toes.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

A Woman Does Not Spend All Her Time In Buying Things; She Spends Part Of It In Taking Them Back.

The Only Thing Some People Do Is Get Older.