No Man's Credit Is Ever

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.

In Thousands Of Years There Has Been No Advance In Public Morals, In Philosophy, In Religion Or In Politics, But The Advance In Business Has Been The Greatest Miracle The World Has Ever Known.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

A Young Man Is A Theory, An Old Man Is A Fact.