No Matter How Old You

Only A Couple Of Times Have I Ever Been To Church And Felt Enlightened By It.

In A Way, A Certain Amount Of Self-criticism Is A Good Thing, Because It Keeps You Humble. Realizing That No Matter What Success You've Achieved, You Can Still Make Enemies Makes You Humble, Too.

You Don't Have To Die In Order To Make A Living!

Complaining Is Good For You As Long As You're Not Complaining To The Person You're Complaining About.

Every Time I "get With The Program"... Somebody Changes The Channel.