No No No! Don't Clap!

I Got Mugged. And They Got My Knapsack With My Comedy Notebook In It. So If Anybody See Two Cholos Bombing At The Funny Bone Chain, That Would Be Them. Just Give Me A Jingle.

How Is It That This Debate Has Been Twisted On Its Head, That Somehow Those That Advocate Peace And Diplomacy Are Anti-american?

Until As Women We All Say, No! We Are Not Going To Starve Ourselves, Nothing Is Going To Change. We're Our Own Worse Enemies Sometimes But I Still Blame Men.

Let's Be Very Honest About What This Is About. It's Not About Bashing Democrats, It's Not About Taxes, They Have No Idea What The Boston Tea Party Was About, They Don't Know Their History At All. This Is About Hating A Black Man In The White House. This Is Racism Straight Up.

I Would Tell The Democrats In Washington Who Are Trying To Be Civil With The "bipartisanship" To Please Stop And Let The Joker Die Once And For All, Let The Agents Of Chaos Hit The Pavement, Stop Picking Them Up.