No One Ever Said Life

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

If Someone Tells You That You Cannot Do Something And You Believe It, They Are Right.

What I Do When I Write Is I Just Write The Way I Would Tell It, So It Comes Out Just Exactly The Way I Would Talk To You.