No One Has Ever Lived

He (abraham Lincoln) Said He Wanted To Visit The Holy Land And See Those Places Hallowed By The Footprints Of The Saviour. He Was Saying There Was No City He So Much Desired To See As Jerusalem. And With The Words Half Spoken On His Tongue, The Bullet Of The Assassin Entered The Brain, And The Soul Of The Great And Good President Was Carried By The Angels To The New Jerusalem Above.

My Evil Genius Procrastination Has Whispered Me To Tarry 'til A More Convenient Season.

Mr. Lincoln Had No Hope, And No Faith, In The Usual Acceptation Of Those Words.

I Would Rather Marry A Good Man, A Man Of Mind, With A Hope And Bright Prospects Ahead For Position, Fame And Power Than To Marry All The Houses, Gold And Bones In The World.

If You Keep Making Jokes Like That, Somebody Is Going To Shoot You, Father.