No One Will Ever Accuse

Never Underestimate People.

You Know, Back In 2000 A Republican Friend Of Mine Warned Me That If I Voted For Al Gore And He Won, The Stock Market Would Tank, We'd Lose Millions Of Jobs, And Our Military Would Be Totally Overstretched. You Know What: I Did Vote For Al Gore, He Did Win, And I'll Be Damned If All Those Things Didn't Come True.

I Used To Think That If There Was Reincarnation, I Wanted To Come Back As The President Or The Pope Or As A 400 Basball Hitter. But Now I Would Like To Come Back As The Bond Market. You Can Intimidate Everybody.

You Know There's Nothing A Hill Democrat Would Rather Do Than Criticize Another Democrat. It Is Their Favorite Activity. Then They Can Read About How Honorable They Are In An Op-ed Piece, How Bipartisan.

As We Know The Kgb Is All Over This Election [2016].