No Scheme Pays As Well

There Is No Get-rich-quick Scheme Equal To A Poor Girl Marrying A Rich Man.

No Man Can Smile In The Face Of Adversity And Mean It.

There Must Be Some Good In The Cocktail Party To Account For Its Immense Vogue Among Otherwise Sane People.

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

Loving Everybody Is Polygamy. I Care For No Friend Who Loves His Enemy Equally Well.