Nobody Asked How You Looked,

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.

The Fact That Slammin' Sammy Couldn't Win The Open Made It All The More Valuable For The Players That Did Win. Gave It A Special Quality. I'd Say A Part Of The Sheen On That Trophy Comes From My Sweat.

What Abandoned Course Is That?

I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk. I Tell It That This Isn't Going To Hurt A Bit. I'm A Friend And All I'm Going To Do Is Give It A Nice Little Ride.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.