Nobody Ever Asks A Father

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.