Nobody Ever Died Of Laughter.

You Will Find That The Woman Who Is Really Kind To Dogs Is Always One Who Has Failed To Inspire Sympathy In Men.

Has The Gift Of Laughter Been Withdrawn From Me? I Protest That I Do Still, At The Age Of Forty-seven, Laugh Often And Loud And Long. But Not, I Believe, So Long And Loud And Often As In My Less Smiling Youth. And I Am Proud, Nowadays, Of Laughing, And Grateful To Any One Who Makes Me Laugh. That Is A Bad Sign. I No Longer Take Laughter As A Matter Of Course.

People Seem To Think There Is Something Inherently Noble And Virtuous In The Desire To Go For A Walk.

She Was One Of Those People Who Said I Don't Know Anything About Music, But I Know What I Like.

I Prefer That Laughter Shall Take Me Unawares. Only So Can It Master And Dissolve Me.