Nobody Is More Truthful When

In High School, I Was The Class Comedian As Opposed To The Class Clown. The Difference Is The Class Clown Is The Guy Who Drops His Pants At The Football Game, The Class Comedian Is The Guy Who Talked Him Into It.

What's So Fascinating And Frustrating And Great About Life Is That You're Constantly Starting Over, All The Time, And I Love That.

[i Did Impressions] Of Relatives Because I Heard So Many Different Sounds. My Dad Was In The Music Business And Of Course My Uncle Was A Giant [music Producer], But My Dad In Particular Had The House Filled With These Dixieland Jazz Stars.

When You Realize You Want To Invest The Rest Of Your Lifestyle With Somebody, You Want The Rest Of Your Life To Commence As Quickly As Achievable.

Well, The Way Things Are Going, Aside From Wheat And Auto Parts, America's Biggest Export Is Now The Oscar.