Nobody Makes A Turd Like

Anything Worth Doing Hurts A Little.

People With Dirty Jobs Are Happier Than You Think. As A Group, They're The Happiest People I Know.

Some Jobs Are Just Too Hideous To Contemplate.

If We Are Lending Money That Ostensibly We Don't Have To Kids Who Have No Hope Of Making It Back In Order To Train Them For Jobs That Clearly Don't Exist, I Might Suggest That We've Gone Around The Bend A Little Bit.

Passion Is Too Important To Be Without, But Too Fickle To Be Guided By. Which Is Why I’m More Inclined To Say, 'don’t Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring It With You.'