Nobody's Seen Jesus In Years.

This Is How You Do It: You Sit Down At The Keyboard And You Put One Word After Another Until Its Done. It's That Easy, And That Hard.

If You Dare Nothing, Then When The Day Is Over, Nothing Is All You Will Have Gained.

If People Are Standing Up There Saying, My Football Team Just Won With Help From God, Then Obviously God Just Pissed Over The Other Team.

There Are People Who Think That Things That Happen In Fiction Do Not Really Happen. These People Are Wrong.

Short Stories Are Tiny Windows Into Other Worlds And Other Minds And Dreams. They Are Journeys You Can Make To The Far Side Of The Universe And Still Be Back In Time For Dinner.