Not Everyone Is Lucky Enough

The Calla Lilies Are In Bloom Again.

Who Is Katharine Hepburn? It Took Me A Long Time To Create That Creature.

When A Man Says He Likes A Woman In A Skirt, I Tell Him To Try One.

I Don't Believe In Marriage. It's Bloody Impractical. 'to Love, Honor, And Obey.' If It Weren't, You Wouldn't Have To Sign A Contract.

The Shakes Stop If You Drink Enough, But Then So Does Everything Else.