Not That Smart. Not That

I Do Love You And What Else Matters But That

I Kept Waiting For That Loneliness And Nervousness To Make Me Want To Go Back. But It Never Did.

What The Hell Is Instant? Nothing Is Instant.

I Have Guts, Just Not When It Counts.

I Think One Of The Most Important Differences Between Us Is That You Are Excellent At Living In A Way That Is Commensurate With Your Values, Whereas I Am Not. For Instance, I Didn’t Recycle Until I Watched An Inconvenient Truth And I’m Still Sort Of Iffy On It. And Also, I Didn’t Vote In 2000, Even Though I Could Have Voted In Florida *hits Self On Head Repeatedly* Ahh George Bush! It’s All My Fault! God! So Stupid! *sigh* Let’s Change The Subject. Also, We Have Vastly Different Happy Dances.