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It Got Very Tedious Saying The Same Jokes In The Same Way With The Same Attitude.

When I Started In Canada, I Just Did Stand-up.

You Can't Love Your Team Without Hating Another Team.

It Is Often Better To Be Restricted To Necessity Than Unconfined In The Measure Of Our Desires: Prosperity Destroys More Individuals Than Adversity Ruins.

I'm Thankful For Women. I Think Women Are More Intelligent Than Men. Also, Without Women, There Would Be No Cookies.