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I Write The Kind Of Stuff I'd Like To Watch.

When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say, "hey, Let's Cook." He Said, "great, Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark.

The Doctor: It's My Nose; It Has Special Powers. Nancy: Yeah? That Why It's So...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do Your Ears Have Special Powers Too?

Sherlock Holmes Can Be Wise And Funny. He Wasn't, At The Beginning. But Later On, He's Got A Bantering Relationship With Loads Of People. He's Got A Wisdom That He Didn't Have In The Early Stage. But He Stays On The Mountain Top, And He Will Die Up There. He's Not Going To Change That.

Amy: I Never Knew You Drank Wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I Must Have Drunk It Sometime In My Life. *takes Sip And Spits It Out In Disgust*