Nothing Is As Dangerous As

A Satirist Is Someone Who Has A Very Skeptical View Of Human Nature, But Who Still Has The Optimism To Make Some Sort Of A Joke Out Of It. However Brutal That Joke Might Be.

The Truth Of A Thing Is In The Feel Of It, Not In The Think Of It.

Chess Teaches You To Control The Initial Excitement You Feel When You See Something That Looks Good And It Trains You To Think Objectively When You're In Trouble

Like The Man Said, Can Happiness Buy Money?

I Haven't Had One Sexual Thought Since The Court Martial.