Nothing Is Improbable Until It

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

Life Is A Series Of Relapses And Recoveries.

Even The Elders Can Give A Number Of Helpful Hints.