Nothing Is Permanent But Change.

The Man Who Has No Problems Is Out Of The Game.

Jealousy Seems The Absolute Reversal Of Love. It Is The Swinging From The Sunny Warmth Of The Equator To The Frigid Cold Of The North Pole.

Genius Is Only The Power Of Making Continuous Efforts.

Never Get Married In College; It's Hard To Get A Start If A Prospective Employer Finds You've Already Made One Mistake.

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.