Now Everybody Has Some Secret

It Will Be A Great Day When Our Schools Have All The Money They Need, And Our Air Force Has To Have A Bake-sale To Buy A Bomber.

The Grass Is Not Always Greener On The Other Side Of The Fence. The Grass Is Greenest Where It Is Watered.

Arguing Whether Or Not A God Exists Is Like Fleas Arguing Whether Or Not The Dog Exists. Arguing Over The Correct Name For God Is Like Fleas Arguing Over The Name Of The Dog. And Arguing Over Whose Notion Of God Is Correct Is Like Fleas Arguing Over Who Owns The Dog.

Children Are Sent To School To Be Civilized, To Learn To Be Part Of The Social Enterprise.

Sticks And Stones Will Break Our Bones, But Words Will Break Our Hearts.