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The World Doesn't Go Around On Love Between Men And Women. Lovers Get Very Little Done. But Friends Do. When You Are Past Middle Life - And I Hope You Have The Rich Experience Of Love Along The Way - Don't Think Everything Is All Over. Don't Regret The Vanished Cocktail When The Stuffed Turkey Is About To Come In. Flip Out Your Napkin And Bite Into It! Friends You Can Gather Around You In The Later Years Of Life Are Worth The Whole Thing.

If Ants Are Such Busy Workers, How Come They Find Time To Go To All The Picnics?

There Is A Vast Difference Between Success At Twenty-five And Success At Sixty. At Sixty, Nobody Envies You. Instead, Everybody Rejoices Generously, Sincerely, In Your Good Fortune.

To Know That One Has Never Really Tried - That Is The Only Death

I Never Weep Over Lost Money, For I Figure I'd Rather Go To The Poorhouse Once Than Go There Every Day.