Now, I'm No Doctor, But

Clinton Left The White House With All The Class Of An Xfl Halftime Show.

To A Coward, Courage Always Looks Like Stupidity.

Also, In The Category Of 'obvious But Still Shocking,' An Animal Called A 'killer Whale' Killed Someone Who Was Trying To Play With It. Now, No One Knows Exactly What Enraged The Whale, But Earlier In The Week, It Had Been Thrown Off A Flight By Southwest Airlines.

If You Belonged To A Political Party Or A Social Club That Was Tied To As Much Bigotry, Misogyny, Homophobia, Violence, And Sheer Ignorance As Religion Is, You'd Resign In Protest. To Do Otherwise Is To Be An Enabler, A Mafia Wife.

If We Were A Dog And God Owned Us, The Cops Would Come And Take Us Away.