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Parenting Is The Most Important Job On The Planet Next To Keeping Gary Busey Off The Nation's Highways.

Pat Buchanan Is So Homo-phobic, He Blames Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

If Bill Gates Is Worth $30 Billion Then A Good Haircut Must Cost $31 Billion

For The Foreseeable Future, We're Going To Need Oil Products Because I Don't Like The Idea Of Hydrogen Cars. I'm Not Sure I Want To Be Cruising Around A Mall Parking Lot Filled With A Thousand Mini-hindenburgs.

Americans Stick Their Nose Where It Doesn't Belong More Than Cyrano De Bergerac Giving Head.