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As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.

Sometimes You Gotta Work A Little, So You Can Ball A Lot.

I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One Of Those Floor-cleaning Robots. Call Him Dj Roomba - Little Guy Cruises Around And Plays Music. What's Hot, Dj Roomba!

I Weirdly Do Consider Myself An Optimist About Love.

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.