Oh, And Once, When I

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.

I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.

I See My Face In The Mirror And Go, 'i'm A Halloween Costume? That's What They Think Of Me?'

I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.