Oh, Demon Alcohol, Sad Memories

They Filled Us Full Of False Illusions And Promiscuity, And They Led Us Down That Class-less Road Of Mediocrity.

He Thinks He Is A Flower To Be Looked At And When He Pulls His Frilly Nylon Pants Right Up Tight He Feels A Dedicated Follower Of Fashion. When A Waiter At Buckingham Palace Spilled Soup On Her Dress: Never Darken My Dior Again!

Trendy Intellectuals Always Take Action For Every Cause That's Been In Fashion.

Drinking Helps Us To Forget What We Are, We Leave The Office And Walk Straight To The Bar.

I'm Easy Driving, But I'm Not A Person Who Loves Living Pleasantly Above All Else. I'm Not That Way At All. I Might Think I'm That, But I'm Not Really That.