Oh, I Would Probably Have

Poor George [bush], He Can't Help It. He Was Born With A Silver Foot In His Mouth.

You Bet Being Funny Helps Accomplish Things. I've Always Maintained That People Don't Realize How Many Brain Cells It Takes To Be Funny. And Politics Ought To Be Fun -- After Baseball It's Our Next Favorite National Pastime.

Ann Richards On How To Be A Good Republican: 1. You Have To Believe That The Nation's Current 8-year Prosperity Was Due To The Work Of Ronald Reagan And George Bush, But Yesterday's Gasoline Prices Are All Clinton's Fault. 2. You Have To Believe That Those Privileged From Birth Achieve Success All On Their Own. 3. You Have To Be Against All Government Programs, But Expect Social Security Checks On Time.

Power Is What Calls The Shots, And Power Is A White Male Game.

People Don't Know That New York Really Is Just Made Up Of A Group Of Very Small Neighborhoods.