Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Seneca Devoted Much Of His Time To Writing Essays In Praise Of Poverty, And In Lending Money At Usurious Rates.

When A Man Gets Talking About Himself, He Seldom Fails To Be Eloquent And Often Reaches The Sublime.

Don't Take The Bull By The Horns, Take Him By The Tail; Then You Can Let Go When You Want To.

Money Will Buy A Pretty Good Dog, But It Won't Buy The Wag Of His Tail.