On Christmas Day You Can't

I Would Do Nightclubs And Concerts - Particularly Concerts, Which Is Mostly What I Did - And Only People Who Already Agreed With Me Would Show Up. People Weren't Going To Come And Inadvertently Turn On Their Television Set And Find This Offensive Stuff Coming Out.

You Can Make Fun With Saddam Hussein Jokes ... But You Can't Make Fun Of, Say, The Concentration Camps. I Think My Target Was Not So Much Evil, But Benign Stupidity People Doing Stupid Things Without Realising Or, Instead, Thinking They Were Doing Good.

Step Up And Shake The Hand Of Someone You Can't Stand, You Can Tolerate Him If You Try!

When Correctly Viewed, Everything Is Lewd.

The Reason Most Folksongs Are So Atrocious Is That They Were Written By The People.