On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning

Of Course Nothing Is Ever Done About A [presidential] Commission Report, Except, They Say, Once A Man At The State Prison For The Criminally Insane Actually Read One Once Clear Through. Then He Did Something About It. He Made A Bonfire That Lasted A Week.

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.

You Know, Women Always Could Endure More Than Men. Not Only Physically, But Mentally - Did You Ever Get A Peek At Some Of The Husbands?

It Isn't What We Don't Know That Gives Us Trouble, It's What We Know That Ain't So.