On Stage, I Think I'm

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

I Hate The Term 'arm Candy.' But, Look, A Woman's Figure Is A Beautiful Thing, And If She Has Shapely Legs, Then She Should Show Them Off, Because Men Love To See That. Not Just Heterosexual Men - Gay Men Like To See A Woman In Her Beauty And The Shape Of Her.

People Think I Am The Crazy Person On Stage, But I Know How To Relax.

Just Doing Any Kind Of Work - Even An Interview For Breakfast Television - Makes Me Feel Happy.

Ambition Can Take The Place Of Everything - Even Sex.