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I'm Sorry About Your Porsche." "i Can Replace The Porsche. I Can't Replace You. You Need To Be More Careful." I Was Just Sitting In Your Car!" Babe, You're A Magnet For Disaster.

I’m Going Back To Bed,” Grandma Said When Mooner And Dougie Left. “this Doesn’t Look Too Interesting. I Liked It Better The Other Night When You Were On The Floor With The Bounty Hunter.” Morelli Gave Me The Same Kind Of Look Desi Always Gave Lucy When She’d Just Done Something Incredibly Stupid. “it’s A Long Story,” I Said. “i Bet.

Howie's Doctor Told Him To Lose Ten Pounds, And Since Howie's Been On A Diet He's Gained Three.

Excuse Me?" I Said, Palms Down On The Formica Tabletop. "coffee? I Thought We Came Here For Pie." "i Don't Eat The Kind Of Pie They Serve Here." I Felt A Flash Of Heat Go Through My Stomach. I Knew Firsthand The Kind Of Pie Ranger Liked.

Sorry About Bender," Lula Said, Letting The Trans Am Idle At The Curb. "maybe We Could Tell Vinnie He Died. We Could Say We Were All Set To Bring Bender In, And He Died. Bang. Dead As A Doorknob." "better Yet, Why Don't We Just Go Back And Kill Him," I Said. I Opened The Door To Leave, Caught My Toe In The Floor Mat, And Fell Out Of The Car, Face First. I Rolled Onto My Back And Stared Up At The Stars. "i'm Fine," I Said To Lula. "maybe I'll Sleep Here Tonight.